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American Gods [31 Jan 2007|07:09pm]
[ mood | impressed ]

I believe..Collapse )

Comments: 8 enlightened | God told me.

Long awaited update [31 Aug 2006|07:56pm]
[ mood | excited ]

After a few months without net, I now have a (quasi)stable internet connection. Therefore I plan to post updates (for once I really do, lolz). At the moment I'm not at home though, I'm at school waiting for my next class to start. Unfortunately the classroom my art class was being held in has a broken A/C, so my prof cut us early. Anywho, here's a rough outline of my life as of late.

-- I got paid today, and will have less than $50 to get me through the next 2 weeks after paying bills.
+ D is a wonderful person and will be paying more than his share the next 2 weeks.
+ I now have a job at Borders in Dolphin Mall.
++ Dave and Busters is transfering me to a higher paying department.
-- We have a grand total of four cats in our apartment.
+ They are the sweetest things ever and make our lives that much richer.
- Our A/C has broken down, just as we were getting ready to sell our apartment.
+ I'm finally ready to stop being a lazy bitch, and have enrolled at MDC.
+++ I have officially quit smoking.
- Subsequently, I've gained 15 pounds since then.
- I've been very moody lately, and it's makes me snapish/mean towards D when I don't mean to be.
+ D's very understanding, patient and is helping me through it.
+ I'm about to have a lot more money soon, as well as the stress of working two jobs. I'm actually very excited about it.

All in all, things are looking up compared to how they've been the last few months. I'm very happy with the direction my life is going now.

More updates to come :D

Comments: 3 enlightened | God told me.

Quizes are for losers [17 Apr 2006|01:34pm]
LOTS of quizes, bewareCollapse )
Comments: 7 enlightened | God told me.

Merry Fucking Christmas. [14 Dec 2005|12:45am]
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In March I donated bone marrow to xplodinggirl21 in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In January I broke mechanicaljack's X-Box (-12 points). Last Wednesday I pulled over and changed raeyvn's flat tire (15 points). In September I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Friday I set cenn's puppy on fire (-66 points).

Overall, I've been nice (937 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!


Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:
Comments: 18 enlightened | God told me.

[14 Dec 2003|09:05pm]
I hate America, Louis. I hate this country. Nothing but a bunch of big ideas, and stories, and people dying, and then people like you. The white cracker who wrote the national anthem knew what he was doing. He set the word `free' to a note so high nobody can reach it. That was deliberate. Nothing on Earth sounds less like freedom to me.

Angels in America. If you can watch it, ANY way possible, do so.
Comments: God told me.

[11 Dec 2003|12:37am]
[ mood | amused ]

Assasin2u (12:36:21 AM): omg
Assasin2u (12:36:24 AM): that would look so funny
Assasin2u (12:36:27 AM): if i ever saw that
Assasin2u (12:36:34 AM): id run to the liquour store and buy a camera
Assasin2u (12:36:35 AM): then run back
Assasin2u (12:36:44 AM): drink a glass of water cause id be tired from running so much
Assasin2u (12:36:51 AM): then slap my forehead cause i forgot about my car
Assasin2u (12:36:54 AM): then take a picture :P

Comments: God told me.

[19 Sep 2003|01:25am]
[ mood | amused ]

Bewildered Jesus (1:23:33 AM): haha. yea, i get to get lost in the big city
Bewildered Jesus (1:23:46 AM): aand pretend to be sarah jessica parker
Bewildered Jesus (1:23:55 AM): being all seductive and flirting with strange men
Nibb Le Onjello (1:24:25 AM): LMFAO

Rich will forever be the king. Thank you all, goodnight.

Comments: 5 enlightened | God told me.

*dies* [05 May 2003|02:10am]
[ mood | amused ]

April 12th
0 of our specialist troops abandoned us hoping for a better life!

i eat ruhigs (2:09:11 AM): lol
i eat ruhigs (2:09:14 AM): 0 of your troops abandoned you
i eat ruhigs (2:09:17 AM): :P
Nibb Le Onjello (2:09:17 AM): I KNOW
Nibb Le Onjello (2:09:20 AM): DAMN ALL 0 OF THEM?
i eat ruhigs (2:09:21 AM): that was retarded
i eat ruhigs (2:09:22 AM): lmfao
i eat ruhigs (2:09:23 AM): *dies*
i eat ruhigs (2:09:30 AM): 0 people: LET'S RUN
i eat ruhigs (2:09:32 AM): 0 people: OKAY

Comments: 9 enlightened | God told me.

Hmm. [03 May 2003|02:09am]
[ mood | happy ]

This picture speaks for itself.

Mark is such a dork.Collapse )

Comments: 5 enlightened | God told me.

Stupid Wizard. [29 Apr 2003|12:52pm]
[ mood | amused ]

Rich (12:49:03 PM): are you off to see the wizard?
Nibb Le Onjello (12:49:07 PM): no
Nibb Le Onjello (12:49:10 PM): he's a mook
Nibb Le Onjello (12:49:14 PM): and he cheated me out of a heart -.-
Rich (12:49:25 PM): *gasp*
Rich (12:49:29 PM): that no good shit.
Rich (12:49:39 PM): How bout...
Rich (12:49:44 PM): We give you his?
Rich (12:49:50 PM): *unsheathes blade*
Nibb Le Onjello (12:52:02 PM): what's that for? o.o
Rich (12:52:21 PM): i'm off to see the wizard, thats what its for.

Comments: 4 enlightened | God told me.

[08 Apr 2003|12:14am]
[ mood | tired ]

xPainfullyNumbx (12:09:58 AM): Yes, if we had enough apples the trees would grow and bloom
xPainfullyNumbx (12:10:25 AM): See, you got me laughing
xPainfullyNumbx (12:10:29 AM): Now I'm retarded
xPainfullyNumbx (12:13:21 AM): And then President Lincoln said to me! By gorge your a man when sally gets her goat from the flying saucer
Nibb Le Onjello (12:13:56 AM): screw this
Nibb Le Onjello (12:14:01 AM): this is livejournal material
xPainfullyNumbx (12:14:06 AM): O_o
xPainfullyNumbx (12:14:10 AM): What is what?
xPainfullyNumbx (12:14:32 AM): Eat that merry cats of may so the tender mice may play

Comments: 13 enlightened | God told me.

[01 Apr 2003|02:15pm]
[ mood | tired ]

A picture of Anja
You are most like: Anja

Even though you committed some of your other
character file to the trash can awhile ago,
people still remember how much fun you were and
still are in your latest incarnations. Your
shining qualities are your fun loving nature,
humor and personality, and a steed-fast
devotion to friends. Nevermind the fact that
your stubborn as a rock.

When you put your mind to it, you are able to do
anything (especially get experience like some
mad beast!)

People would describe you as witty and caring.

What Character from Merentha are you most like?
brought to you by Quizilla

Would've been silly if I didn't get myself o.o

Comments: God told me.

[31 Jan 2003|05:21pm]
[WAR] Rizion: 'In Ohio it's illegal to come to my door step naked with a small donkey'
[WAR] Rizion: 'I hate it when guys do that'
Comments: God told me.

[28 Jan 2003|12:52pm]
[ mood | amused ]

Alex's explination on how a Glyph of Warding works.

Intruder: Do do dee dum, getting in was so easy~ <3
Glyph: Oh ho! Intruder! Must cast spell to put the squeezy!
-Casts Summon Monster III-
Monsters: Here we come, to save the day, boy I wish I could have some hay!
Intruder: Oh me oh my, this stinks like pie! How silly of me, now I die!

Heart Alex :D

Comments: 2 enlightened | God told me.

8-bit theater is bad for you. [19 Jan 2003|05:01pm]
[ mood | chipper ]

NaNishka says: i like swords
Rathnor says: Welcome to Corneria.
NaNishka says: i like swords
Rathnor says: Welcome to Corneria.
NaNishka says: i like swords
Rathnor says: Welcome to Corneria.
NaNishka says: i like swords
Rathnor says: Welcome to Corneria.
Krook rolls his eyes.

I rest my case.

Comments: 4 enlightened | God told me.

[22 Dec 2002|02:42am]
[ mood | cynical ]

Nibb Le Onjello (2:32:52 AM): -.-
Alex (2:33:03 AM): don't you go -.- at ME
Alex (2:33:08 AM): for I hold the key
Alex (2:33:12 AM): to your frosty doom!
Nibb Le Onjello (2:33:14 AM): ...
Nibb Le Onjello (2:33:19 AM): *sticks you back in the freezer*
Alex (2:33:20 AM): -sticks his popsicle forhead against your ankle-
Alex (2:33:23 AM): damn
Alex (2:33:26 AM): foiled AGAIN
Nibb Le Onjello (2:33:28 AM): mwahaha
Alex (2:34:06 AM): I'll be back, just you wait and see!
Alex (2:34:19 AM): its freakin cold in here o.o
Nibb Le Onjello (2:34:29 AM): *gives you an extra wrapper*
Alex (2:34:36 AM): ..
Alex (2:34:38 AM): OH
Alex (2:34:42 AM): The benevolence!
Alex (2:35:00 AM): I do not know how I could survive
Alex (2:35:07 AM): without this extra millimeter of wrapping!

Comments: God told me.

The answer to one of the greater questions in life. [10 Dec 2002|02:56am]
[ mood | amused ]

Nibb Le Onjello (2:53:31 AM): why the hell
Nibb Le Onjello (2:53:40 AM): does my cat insist on laying down on -anything- I'm working on? -.-
Mark (2:53:47 AM): o.o
Mark (2:53:53 AM): cause it's a cat o.o
Mark (2:53:55 AM): they do that
Mark (2:53:58 AM): it's their job
Mark (2:54:03 AM): look it up in the owners manual
Mark (2:54:08 AM): under section 435-b
Mark (2:54:28 AM): paraphrased by the ancient egyptians. right there in fine print, in heiroglyphics.
Nibb Le Onjello (2:54:36 AM): oh... well hell look at that -.-
Mark (2:54:41 AM): cat's went on strike back then, kept their benefits ever since.
Mark (2:54:54 AM): wow I'm so full of shit.

[instert strings of stuff that are completly off topic.. sorta]

Mark (2:57:22 AM): aaaanyway. like I said. I'm full of shit. it's not in heiroglyphics. it's in sanskrit.
Mark (2:58:15 AM): mesopotamian diplomats oversaw the whole thing. they made nice mediators. afterwards, the egyptians used them in slave labor because the cats won.
Mark (2:58:33 AM): and that's how we found out the moon is made of bratwurst.
Mark (2:59:44 AM): see, dogs read up on the cat strike, and tried the same thing. but they lost.
Mark (2:59:51 AM): that's why they're so obedient
Mark (3:00:04 AM): nobody bothered to copy that one down though.
Mark (3:00:17 AM): I hear theres a dog liberation front in eastern libyia.
Mark (3:00:42 AM): led by some little chihuahua. something about being disgruntled for being put to work for some fast food commercials.
Mark (3:01:28 AM): at first he thought it'd be a good idea to have siberian huskie guards, but he didn't figure huskie + libyia = bad. cause of all the heat and all.
Mark (3:02:19 AM): so now he's struck a deal with Harvey, the Red Hamster of Death, and his rodent liberation front. Harvey spares some of his chinchilla elite, and the dogs help chase away the cats.
Mark (3:03:02 AM): everyone wins in the end. except us, when harvey unleashes nuclear winter with his carbon bomb. thankfully, the mice keep chewing through the wires in his detonator.

Comments: God told me.

Best wedding -ever- [05 Dec 2002|07:37pm]
[ mood | happy ]

Francois says: Alright, homies.
Francois says: We be here to hitch these two niggaz in gangsta luv.
Francois says: Yo, bitch, you be likin' this strappin' gangsta?
Talena thugs Anja up.
You emote: Anja dies.
Enclave rolls around on the floor laughing.
Talena exclaims: Wait wait!
Talena turns Anja's hat to the side.
Enclave scratches himself on the head.
Talena exclaims: There!
Enclave puts on some bling bling.
You say: That works o.o
You emote: Anja flashes a gang sign saying "I do".
Enclave flashes back.
Francois says: Yo, nigga
Francois says: You like this here, ho bitch?
You exclaim: yo yo!
Enclave says: Hell ya fucker
Enclave cackles demonically.
Talena asks: Why are my pants so baggy?
Enclave rolls around on the floor laughing.
Francois says: Ya realize dis be th' only nappy dugout you be hittin' once this shitz over, dawg?
You give Talena a slow, long, seductive lick with your tongue.
Enclave cackles demonically.
Enclave nods.
Enclave says: doh
Francois says: Aiiiight.
Enclave says: stupid nod backstab trigger
Francois says: Yo, bitch
Francois says: Yah realize he's got a small penis?
Enclave shudders in fear.
Enclave exclaims: that was a secret!
Talena giggles.
Enclave exclaims: BASTARD!
You say: I'll deal >:P
Francois says: Aiiiiight.
Talena says: I have a small penis too. It's alright.
Enclave cackles demonically.
You nod.
Francois tips a 40 onto the ground.
Enclave doesnt think its really that small.....
Enclave shrugs.
Francois says: Thatz fer our dead homies, yo
Enclave says: u just spilt beer.....
Enclave cries mournfully.
Francois says: Ah pronounce yeh two, Nigga and Bitch

You tell your spouse: I'm home.
Honey: I'm home.
Anja and Enclave are now united in marriage!

Comments: God told me.

<3 Aaron [05 Dec 2002|02:58am]
[ mood | giggly ]

Nibb Le Onjello (2:53:55 AM): I don't even remember how to flirt -.-
Nibb Le Onjello (2:54:01 AM): I USED TO BE A GOOD FLIRT ;.;
Aaron (2:54:16 AM): hehe
Nibb Le Onjello (2:54:24 AM): don't laugh I'm really upset over that -.-
Aaron (2:54:47 AM): flirt with me!
Aaron (2:54:49 AM): i'll rate you.
Nibb Le Onjello (2:54:52 AM): LOL
Nibb Le Onjello (2:54:54 AM): hisssssss
Aaron (2:54:58 AM): sniff
Aaron (2:55:04 AM): whats wrong with the world
Aaron (2:55:06 AM): when your own sister
Aaron (2:55:10 AM): wont even flirt with you

Comments: God told me.

oooooh.... [07 Feb 2002|10:03pm]
[ mood | anxious ]

<td bgcolor="green">
You Are

You are a beautiful person, in a wistful kind of way. If you could, you would spend all your time daydreaming and writing poetry. You are a tragic beauty.

You are sensitive and caring, and you don't take insults well. You don't smile much, but when you do, you really mean it.

People like to be around you because you are a calming influence. You have an appreciation for all things beautiful, and you probably have some potted plants. You also most likely own a cat.

You like Sundays and hot tea. You will spend your entire life yearning for quiet beauty, which is a rarity in this world, so you read a lot.

Everyone you know thinks you're "nice."

Take the Which Led Zeppelin Song Are You? Quiz

Comments: God told me.

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