But this is not escape, this is my way.

American Gods

2007-02-01T00:09:02Z

I can believe things that are true and I can believe things that aren't true and I can believe things when nobody knows if they're true or not. I can believe in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny and Marilyn Monroe and the Beatles and Elvis and Mister Ed. Listen--I believe that people are perfectible, that knowledge is infinite, that the world is run by secret banking cartels and is visited by aliens on a regular basis, nice ones that look like wrinkledy lemurs and bad ones who mutilate cattle and want our water and our women. I believe that the future sucks and I believe that the future rocks and I believe that one day White Buffalo Woman is going to come back and kick everyone's ass. I believe that all men are just overgrown boys with deep problems communicating and that the decline in good sex in America is coincident with the decline in drive-in movie theaters from state to state. I believe that all politicians are unprincipled crooks and I still believe that they are better than the alternative. I believe that California is going to sink into the sea when the big one comes, while Florida is going to dissolve into madness and alligators and toxic waste. I believe that antibacterial soap is destroying our resistance to dirt and disease so that one day we'll all be wiped out by the common cold like the Martians in War of the Worlds. I believe that the greatest poets of the last century were Edith Sitwell and Don Marquis, that jade is dried dragon sperm, and that thousands of years ago in a former life I was a one-armed Siberian shaman. I believe that mankind's destiny lies in the stars. I believe that candy really did taste better when I was a kid, that it's aerodynamically impossible for a bumblebee to fly, that light is a wave and a particle, that there's a cat in a box somewhere who's alive and dead at the same time (although if they don't ever open the box to feed it it'll, eventually just be to different kinds of dead), and that there are stars in the universe billions of years older than the universe itself. I believe in a personal god who cares about me and worries and oversees everything I do. I believe in an impersonal god who set the universe in motion and went off to hang with her girlfriends and doesn't even know that I'm alive. I believe in an empty and godless universe of causal chaos, background noise, and sheer blind luck. I believe that anyone who says that sex is overrated just hasn't done it properly. I believe that anyone who claims to know what's going on will lie about the little things too. I believe in absolute honesty and sensible social lies. I believe in a woman's right to choose, a baby's right to live, that while all human life is sacred there's nothing wrong with the death penalty if you can trust the legal system implicitly, and that no one but a moron would trust the legal system. I believe that life is a game, that life is a cruel joke, and that life is what happens when you're alive and that you might as well lie back and enjoy it.

As stated by Samantha Black Crow
- American Gods, Neil Gaiman

Long awaited update

2006-09-01T00:10:41Z

After a few months without net, I now have a (quasi)stable internet connection. Therefore I plan to post updates (for once I really do, lolz). At the moment I'm not at home though, I'm at school waiting for my next class to start. Unfortunately the classroom my art class was being held in has a broken A/C, so my prof cut us early. Anywho, here's a rough outline of my life as of late.

-- I got paid today, and will have less than $50 to get me through the next 2 weeks after paying bills.
+ D is a wonderful person and will be paying more than his share the next 2 weeks.
+ I now have a job at Borders in Dolphin Mall.
++ Dave and Busters is transfering me to a higher paying department.
-- We have a grand total of four cats in our apartment.
+ They are the sweetest things ever and make our lives that much richer.
- Our A/C has broken down, just as we were getting ready to sell our apartment.
+ I'm finally ready to stop being a lazy bitch, and have enrolled at MDC.
+++ I have officially quit smoking.
- Subsequently, I've gained 15 pounds since then.
- I've been very moody lately, and it's makes me snapish/mean towards D when I don't mean to be.
+ D's very understanding, patient and is helping me through it.
+ I'm about to have a lot more money soon, as well as the stress of working two jobs. I'm actually very excited about it.

All in all, things are looking up compared to how they've been the last few months. I'm very happy with the direction my life is going now.

More updates to come :D

Quizes are for losers

2006-04-17T17:34:27Z

What Your Underwear Says About You

You tend to buy new underwear instead of doing laundry.

You're a closet exhibitionist who gets a thrill from being secretly naughty.

The Underwear Oracle

How You Life Your Life

You seem to be straight forward, but you keep a lot inside.
You tend to avoid confrontation and stay away from sticky situations.
You prefer a variety of friends and tend to change friends quickly.
You tend to dream big, but you worry that your dreams aren't attainable.

How Do You Live Your Life?

You Were a Coyote

Brutally honest, you encourage people to show their true selves.
You laugh at life - none of it can be taken too seriously.

What Animal Were You In a Past Life?

You Are 76% Happy

You are a very happy person. Generally, you feel content and that all is right with the world.
Occasionally, you have a down day - but you have the ability to pick yourself right back up.

How Happy Are You?

You are a Self-Discoverer

You're not religious, but you've created your own kind of spirituality.
Introspective and thoughtful, you tend to look inward for the divine.
You are distrusting of all forms of organized religion.
You especially dislike religious gurus and leaders, who you feel are charlatans.

What's Your Religious Philosophy?

You Should Be a Film Writer

You don't just create compelling stories, you see them as clearly as a movie in your mind.
You have a knack for details and dialogue. You can really make a character come to life.
Chances are, you enjoy creating all types of stories. The joy is in the storytelling.
And nothing would please you more than millions of people seeing your story on the big screen!

What Type of Writer Should You Be?

Merry Fucking Christmas.

2005-12-14T05:45:34Z

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In March I donated bone marrow to xplodinggirl21 in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In January I broke mechanicaljack's X-Box (-12 points). Last Wednesday I pulled over and changed raeyvn's flat tire (15 points). In September I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Friday I set cenn's puppy on fire (-66 points).

Overall, I've been nice (937 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!

Sincerely,
Munk

munk @ 2003-12-14T21:05:00

2003-12-15T02:37:01Z

I hate America, Louis. I hate this country. Nothing but a bunch of big ideas, and stories, and people dying, and then people like you. The white cracker who wrote the national anthem knew what he was doing. He set the word `free' to a note so high nobody can reach it. That was deliberate. Nothing on Earth sounds less like freedom to me.

Angels in America. If you can watch it, ANY way possible, do so.

munk @ 2003-12-11T00:37:00

2003-12-11T05:41:56Z

Assasin2u (12:36:21 AM): omg
Assasin2u (12:36:24 AM): that would look so funny
Assasin2u (12:36:27 AM): if i ever saw that
Assasin2u (12:36:34 AM): id run to the liquour store and buy a camera
Assasin2u (12:36:35 AM): then run back
Assasin2u (12:36:44 AM): drink a glass of water cause id be tired from running so much
Assasin2u (12:36:51 AM): then slap my forehead cause i forgot about my car
Assasin2u (12:36:54 AM): then take a picture :P

munk @ 2003-09-19T01:25:00

2003-09-19T05:29:11Z

Bewildered Jesus (1:23:33 AM): haha. yea, i get to get lost in the big city
Bewildered Jesus (1:23:46 AM): aand pretend to be sarah jessica parker
Bewildered Jesus (1:23:55 AM): being all seductive and flirting with strange men
Nibb Le Onjello (1:24:25 AM): LMFAO

Rich will forever be the king. Thank you all, goodnight.

dies

2003-05-05T06:13:31Z

April 12th
0 of our specialist troops abandoned us hoping for a better life!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

i eat ruhigs (2:09:11 AM): lol
i eat ruhigs (2:09:14 AM): 0 of your troops abandoned you
i eat ruhigs (2:09:17 AM): :P
Nibb Le Onjello (2:09:17 AM): I KNOW
Nibb Le Onjello (2:09:20 AM): DAMN ALL 0 OF THEM?
i eat ruhigs (2:09:21 AM): that was retarded
i eat ruhigs (2:09:22 AM): lmfao
i eat ruhigs (2:09:23 AM): *dies*
i eat ruhigs (2:09:30 AM): 0 people: LET'S RUN
i eat ruhigs (2:09:32 AM): 0 people: OKAY

Hmm.

2003-05-03T06:09:37Z

This picture speaks for itself.

Stupid Wizard.

2003-04-29T16:54:59Z

Rich (12:49:03 PM): are you off to see the wizard?
Nibb Le Onjello (12:49:07 PM): no
Nibb Le Onjello (12:49:10 PM): he's a mook
Nibb Le Onjello (12:49:14 PM): and he cheated me out of a heart -.-
Rich (12:49:25 PM): *gasp*
Rich (12:49:29 PM): that no good shit.
Rich (12:49:39 PM): How bout...
Rich (12:49:44 PM): We give you his?
Rich (12:49:50 PM): *unsheathes blade*
Nibb Le Onjello (12:52:02 PM): what's that for? o.o
Rich (12:52:21 PM): i'm off to see the wizard, thats what its for.

munk @ 2003-04-08T00:14:00

2003-04-08T04:16:05Z

xPainfullyNumbx (12:09:58 AM): Yes, if we had enough apples the trees would grow and bloom
xPainfullyNumbx (12:10:25 AM): See, you got me laughing
xPainfullyNumbx (12:10:29 AM): Now I'm retarded
xPainfullyNumbx (12:13:21 AM): And then President Lincoln said to me! By gorge your a man when sally gets her goat from the flying saucer
Nibb Le Onjello (12:13:56 AM): screw this
Nibb Le Onjello (12:14:01 AM): this is livejournal material
xPainfullyNumbx (12:14:06 AM): O_o
xPainfullyNumbx (12:14:10 AM): What is what?
xPainfullyNumbx (12:14:32 AM): Eat that merry cats of may so the tender mice may play

munk @ 2003-04-01T14:15:00

2003-04-01T19:20:55Z

You are most like: Anja

Even though you committed some of your other
character file to the trash can awhile ago,
people still remember how much fun you were and
still are in your latest incarnations. Your
shining qualities are your fun loving nature,
humor and personality, and a steed-fast
devotion to friends. Nevermind the fact that
your stubborn as a rock.

When you put your mind to it, you are able to do
anything (especially get experience like some
mad beast!)

People would describe you as witty and caring.

What Character from Merentha are you most like?
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Would've been silly if I didn't get myself o.o

munk @ 2003-01-31T17:21:00

2003-01-31T22:24:20Z

[WAR] Rizion: 'In Ohio it's illegal to come to my door step naked with a small donkey'
[WAR] Rizion: 'I hate it when guys do that'

munk @ 2003-01-28T12:52:00

2003-01-28T17:53:51Z

Alex's explination on how a Glyph of Warding works.

Intruder: Do do dee dum, getting in was so easy~ <3
Glyph: Oh ho! Intruder! Must cast spell to put the squeezy!
-Casts Summon Monster III-
Monsters: Here we come, to save the day, boy I wish I could have some hay!
Intruder: Oh me oh my, this stinks like pie! How silly of me, now I die!

Heart Alex :D

8-bit theater is bad for you.

2003-01-19T22:02:14Z

NaNishka says: i like swords
Rathnor says: Welcome to Corneria.
NaNishka says: i like swords
Rathnor says: Welcome to Corneria.
NaNishka says: i like swords
Rathnor says: Welcome to Corneria.
NaNishka says: i like swords
Rathnor says: Welcome to Corneria.
Krook rolls his eyes.

I rest my case.

munk @ 2002-12-22T02:42:00

2002-12-22T07:47:31Z

Nibb Le Onjello (2:32:52 AM): -.-
Alex (2:33:03 AM): don't you go -.- at ME
Alex (2:33:08 AM): for I hold the key
Alex (2:33:12 AM): to your frosty doom!
Nibb Le Onjello (2:33:14 AM): ...
Nibb Le Onjello (2:33:19 AM): *sticks you back in the freezer*
Alex (2:33:20 AM): -sticks his popsicle forhead against your ankle-
Alex (2:33:23 AM): damn
Alex (2:33:26 AM): foiled AGAIN
Nibb Le Onjello (2:33:28 AM): mwahaha
Alex (2:34:06 AM): I'll be back, just you wait and see!
Alex (2:34:19 AM): its freakin cold in here o.o
Nibb Le Onjello (2:34:29 AM): *gives you an extra wrapper*
Alex (2:34:36 AM): ..
Alex (2:34:38 AM): OH
Alex (2:34:42 AM): The benevolence!
Alex (2:35:00 AM): I do not know how I could survive
Alex (2:35:07 AM): without this extra millimeter of wrapping!

The answer to one of the greater questions in life.

2002-12-10T08:01:41Z

Nibb Le Onjello (2:53:31 AM): why the hell
Nibb Le Onjello (2:53:40 AM): does my cat insist on laying down on -anything- I'm working on? -.-
Mark (2:53:47 AM): o.o
Mark (2:53:53 AM): cause it's a cat o.o
Mark (2:53:55 AM): they do that
Mark (2:53:58 AM): it's their job
Mark (2:54:03 AM): look it up in the owners manual
Mark (2:54:08 AM): under section 435-b
Mark (2:54:28 AM): paraphrased by the ancient egyptians. right there in fine print, in heiroglyphics.
Nibb Le Onjello (2:54:36 AM): oh... well hell look at that -.-
Mark (2:54:41 AM): cat's went on strike back then, kept their benefits ever since.
Mark (2:54:54 AM): wow I'm so full of shit.

[instert strings of stuff that are completly off topic.. sorta]

Mark (2:57:22 AM): aaaanyway. like I said. I'm full of shit. it's not in heiroglyphics. it's in sanskrit.
Mark (2:58:15 AM): mesopotamian diplomats oversaw the whole thing. they made nice mediators. afterwards, the egyptians used them in slave labor because the cats won.
Mark (2:58:33 AM): and that's how we found out the moon is made of bratwurst.
Mark (2:59:44 AM): see, dogs read up on the cat strike, and tried the same thing. but they lost.
Mark (2:59:51 AM): that's why they're so obedient
Mark (3:00:04 AM): nobody bothered to copy that one down though.
Mark (3:00:17 AM): I hear theres a dog liberation front in eastern libyia.
Mark (3:00:42 AM): led by some little chihuahua. something about being disgruntled for being put to work for some fast food commercials.
Mark (3:01:28 AM): at first he thought it'd be a good idea to have siberian huskie guards, but he didn't figure huskie + libyia = bad. cause of all the heat and all.
Mark (3:02:19 AM): so now he's struck a deal with Harvey, the Red Hamster of Death, and his rodent liberation front. Harvey spares some of his chinchilla elite, and the dogs help chase away the cats.
Mark (3:03:02 AM): everyone wins in the end. except us, when harvey unleashes nuclear winter with his carbon bomb. thankfully, the mice keep chewing through the wires in his detonator.

Best wedding -ever-

2002-12-06T00:37:19Z

Francois says: Alright, homies.
Francois says: We be here to hitch these two niggaz in gangsta luv.
Francois says: Yo, bitch, you be likin' this strappin' gangsta?
Talena thugs Anja up.
You emote: Anja dies.
Enclave rolls around on the floor laughing.
Talena exclaims: Wait wait!
Talena turns Anja's hat to the side.
Enclave scratches himself on the head.
Talena exclaims: There!
Enclave puts on some bling bling.
You say: That works o.o
You emote: Anja flashes a gang sign saying "I do".
Enclave flashes back.
Francois says: Yo, nigga
Francois says: You like this here, ho bitch?
You exclaim: yo yo!
Enclave says: Hell ya fucker
Enclave cackles demonically.
Talena asks: Why are my pants so baggy?
Enclave rolls around on the floor laughing.
Francois says: Ya realize dis be th' only nappy dugout you be hittin' once this shitz over, dawg?
You give Talena a slow, long, seductive lick with your tongue.
Enclave cackles demonically.
Enclave nods.
Enclave says: doh
Francois says: Aiiiight.
Enclave says: stupid nod backstab trigger
Francois says: Yo, bitch
Francois says: Yah realize he's got a small penis?
Enclave shudders in fear.
Enclave exclaims: that was a secret!
Talena giggles.
Enclave exclaims: BASTARD!
You say: I'll deal >:P
Francois says: Aiiiiight.
Talena says: I have a small penis too. It's alright.
Enclave cackles demonically.
You nod.
Francois tips a 40 onto the ground.
Enclave doesnt think its really that small.....
Enclave shrugs.
Francois says: Thatz fer our dead homies, yo
Enclave says: u just spilt beer.....
Enclave cries mournfully.
Francois says: Ah pronounce yeh two, Nigga and Bitch

You tell your spouse: I'm home.
Honey: I'm home.
Anja and Enclave are now united in marriage!

<3 Aaron

2002-12-05T07:58:00Z

Nibb Le Onjello (2:53:55 AM): I don't even remember how to flirt -.-
Nibb Le Onjello (2:54:01 AM): I USED TO BE A GOOD FLIRT ;.;
Aaron (2:54:16 AM): hehe
Nibb Le Onjello (2:54:24 AM): don't laugh I'm really upset over that -.-
Aaron (2:54:47 AM): flirt with me!
Aaron (2:54:49 AM): i'll rate you.
Nibb Le Onjello (2:54:52 AM): LOL
Nibb Le Onjello (2:54:54 AM): hisssssss
Aaron (2:54:58 AM): sniff
Aaron (2:55:04 AM): whats wrong with the world
Aaron (2:55:06 AM): when your own sister
Aaron (2:55:10 AM): wont even flirt with you

oooooh....

2002-02-08T03:04:04Z

<td bgcolor="green"> You Are
Tangerine

You are a beautiful person, in a wistful kind of way. If you could, you would spend all your time daydreaming and writing poetry. You are a tragic beauty.

You are sensitive and caring, and you don't take insults well. You don't smile much, but when you do, you really mean it.

People like to be around you because you are a calming influence. You have an appreciation for all things beautiful, and you probably have some potted plants. You also most likely own a cat.

You like Sundays and hot tea. You will spend your entire life yearning for quiet beauty, which is a rarity in this world, so you read a lot.

Everyone you know thinks you're "nice."

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