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American Gods [31 Jan 2007|07:09pm] [ mood | impressed ] ( I believe.. ) Comments: 8 enlightened | God told me.

Long awaited update [31 Aug 2006|07:56pm] [ mood | excited ] After a few months without net, I now have a (quasi)stable internet connection. Therefore I plan to post updates (for once I really do, lolz). At the moment I'm not at home though, I'm at school waiting for my next class to start. Unfortunately the classroom my art class was being held in has a broken A/C, so my prof cut us early. Anywho, here's a rough outline of my life as of late. -- I got paid today, and will have less than $50 to get me through the next 2 weeks after paying bills. + D is a wonderful person and will be paying more than his share the next 2 weeks. + I now have a job at Borders in Dolphin Mall. ++ Dave and Busters is transfering me to a higher paying department. -- We have a grand total of four cats in our apartment. + They are the sweetest things ever and make our lives that much richer. - Our A/C has broken down, just as we were getting ready to sell our apartment. + I'm finally ready to stop being a lazy bitch, and have enrolled at MDC. +++ I have officially quit smoking. - Subsequently, I've gained 15 pounds since then. - I've been very moody lately, and it's makes me snapish/mean towards D when I don't mean to be. + D's very understanding, patient and is helping me through it. + I'm about to have a lot more money soon, as well as the stress of working two jobs. I'm actually very excited about it. All in all, things are looking up compared to how they've been the last few months. I'm very happy with the direction my life is going now. More updates to come :D Comments: 3 enlightened | God told me.

Quizes are for losers [17 Apr 2006|01:34pm] ( LOTS of quizes, beware ) Comments: 7 enlightened | God told me.

Merry Fucking Christmas. [14 Dec 2005|12:45am] Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In March I donated bone marrow to xplodinggirl21 in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In January I broke mechanicaljack's X-Box (-12 points). Last Wednesday I pulled over and changed raeyvn's flat tire (15 points). In September I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Friday I set cenn's puppy on fire (-66 points). Overall, I've been nice (937 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven! Sincerely, Munk Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username: Comments: 18 enlightened | God told me.

[14 Dec 2003|09:05pm] I hate America, Louis. I hate this country. Nothing but a bunch of big ideas, and stories, and people dying, and then people like you. The white cracker who wrote the national anthem knew what he was doing. He set the word `free' to a note so high nobody can reach it. That was deliberate. Nothing on Earth sounds less like freedom to me. Angels in America. If you can watch it, ANY way possible, do so. Comments: God told me.

[11 Dec 2003|12:37am] [ mood | amused ] Assasin2u (12:36:21 AM): omg Assasin2u (12:36:24 AM): that would look so funny Assasin2u (12:36:27 AM): if i ever saw that Assasin2u (12:36:34 AM): id run to the liquour store and buy a camera Assasin2u (12:36:35 AM): then run back Assasin2u (12:36:44 AM): drink a glass of water cause id be tired from running so much Assasin2u (12:36:51 AM): then slap my forehead cause i forgot about my car Assasin2u (12:36:54 AM): then take a picture :P Comments: God told me.

[19 Sep 2003|01:25am] [ mood | amused ] [ music | 311 - Amber ] Bewildered Jesus (1:23:33 AM): haha. yea, i get to get lost in the big city Bewildered Jesus (1:23:46 AM): aand pretend to be sarah jessica parker Bewildered Jesus (1:23:55 AM): being all seductive and flirting with strange men Nibb Le Onjello (1:24:25 AM): LMFAO Rich will forever be the king. Thank you all, goodnight. Comments: 5 enlightened | God told me.

*dies* [05 May 2003|02:10am] [ mood | amused ] [ music | Aaron on the phone~ ] April 12th 0 of our specialist troops abandoned us hoping for a better life! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- i eat ruhigs (2:09:11 AM): lol i eat ruhigs (2:09:14 AM): 0 of your troops abandoned you i eat ruhigs (2:09:17 AM): :P Nibb Le Onjello (2:09:17 AM): I KNOW Nibb Le Onjello (2:09:20 AM): DAMN ALL 0 OF THEM? i eat ruhigs (2:09:21 AM): that was retarded i eat ruhigs (2:09:22 AM): lmfao i eat ruhigs (2:09:23 AM): *dies* i eat ruhigs (2:09:30 AM): 0 people: LET'S RUN i eat ruhigs (2:09:32 AM): 0 people: OKAY Comments: 9 enlightened | God told me.

Hmm. [03 May 2003|02:09am] [ mood | happy ] This picture speaks for itself. ( Mark is such a dork. ) Comments: 5 enlightened | God told me.

Stupid Wizard. [29 Apr 2003|12:52pm] [ mood | amused ] [ music | Skindred - Run Dem ] Rich (12:49:03 PM): are you off to see the wizard? Nibb Le Onjello (12:49:07 PM): no Nibb Le Onjello (12:49:10 PM): he's a mook Nibb Le Onjello (12:49:14 PM): and he cheated me out of a heart -.- Rich (12:49:25 PM): *gasp* Rich (12:49:29 PM): that no good shit. Rich (12:49:39 PM): How bout... Rich (12:49:44 PM): We give you his? Rich (12:49:50 PM): *unsheathes blade* Nibb Le Onjello (12:52:02 PM): what's that for? o.o Rich (12:52:21 PM): i'm off to see the wizard, thats what its for. Comments: 4 enlightened | God told me.

[08 Apr 2003|12:14am] [ mood | tired ] xPainfullyNumbx (12:09:58 AM): Yes, if we had enough apples the trees would grow and bloom xPainfullyNumbx (12:10:25 AM): See, you got me laughing xPainfullyNumbx (12:10:29 AM): Now I'm retarded xPainfullyNumbx (12:13:21 AM): And then President Lincoln said to me! By gorge your a man when sally gets her goat from the flying saucer Nibb Le Onjello (12:13:56 AM): screw this Nibb Le Onjello (12:14:01 AM): this is livejournal material xPainfullyNumbx (12:14:06 AM): O_o xPainfullyNumbx (12:14:10 AM): What is what? xPainfullyNumbx (12:14:32 AM): Eat that merry cats of may so the tender mice may play Comments: 13 enlightened | God told me.

[01 Apr 2003|02:15pm] [ mood | tired ] [ music | None yet, just got home ] You are most like: Anja Even though you committed some of your other character file to the trash can awhile ago, people still remember how much fun you were and still are in your latest incarnations. Your shining qualities are your fun loving nature, humor and personality, and a steed-fast devotion to friends. Nevermind the fact that your stubborn as a rock. When you put your mind to it, you are able to do anything (especially get experience like some mad beast!) People would describe you as witty and caring. What Character from Merentha are you most like? brought to you by Quizilla Would've been silly if I didn't get myself o.o Comments: God told me.

[31 Jan 2003|05:21pm] [ music | System of a Down - Nüguns ] [WAR] Rizion: 'In Ohio it's illegal to come to my door step naked with a small donkey' [WAR] Rizion: 'I hate it when guys do that' Comments: God told me.

[28 Jan 2003|12:52pm] [ mood | amused ] [ music | Thirteen Ghost is playing on HBO ] Alex's explination on how a Glyph of Warding works. Intruder: Do do dee dum, getting in was so easy~ <3 Glyph: Oh ho! Intruder! Must cast spell to put the squeezy! -Casts Summon Monster III- Monsters: Here we come, to save the day, boy I wish I could have some hay! Intruder: Oh me oh my, this stinks like pie! How silly of me, now I die! Heart Alex :D Comments: 2 enlightened | God told me.

8-bit theater is bad for you. [19 Jan 2003|05:01pm] [ mood | chipper ] [ music | Jenova Trance OC ReMix ] NaNishka says: i like swords Rathnor says: Welcome to Corneria. NaNishka says: i like swords Rathnor says: Welcome to Corneria. NaNishka says: i like swords Rathnor says: Welcome to Corneria. NaNishka says: i like swords Rathnor says: Welcome to Corneria. Krook rolls his eyes. I rest my case. Comments: 4 enlightened | God told me.

[22 Dec 2002|02:42am] [ mood | cynical ] [ music | FF10 battle music.. personally I preffer FF7. ] Nibb Le Onjello (2:32:52 AM): -.- Alex (2:33:03 AM): don't you go -.- at ME Alex (2:33:08 AM): for I hold the key Alex (2:33:12 AM): to your frosty doom! Nibb Le Onjello (2:33:14 AM): ... Nibb Le Onjello (2:33:19 AM): *sticks you back in the freezer* Alex (2:33:20 AM): -sticks his popsicle forhead against your ankle- Alex (2:33:23 AM): damn Alex (2:33:26 AM): foiled AGAIN Nibb Le Onjello (2:33:28 AM): mwahaha Alex (2:34:06 AM): I'll be back, just you wait and see! Alex (2:34:19 AM): its freakin cold in here o.o Nibb Le Onjello (2:34:29 AM): *gives you an extra wrapper* Alex (2:34:36 AM): .. Alex (2:34:38 AM): OH Alex (2:34:42 AM): The benevolence! Alex (2:35:00 AM): I do not know how I could survive Alex (2:35:07 AM): without this extra millimeter of wrapping! Comments: God told me.

The answer to one of the greater questions in life. [10 Dec 2002|02:56am] [ mood | amused ] [ music | AND ONE - Panzermensch ] Nibb Le Onjello (2:53:31 AM): why the hell Nibb Le Onjello (2:53:40 AM): does my cat insist on laying down on -anything- I'm working on? -.- Mark (2:53:47 AM): o.o Mark (2:53:53 AM): cause it's a cat o.o Mark (2:53:55 AM): they do that Mark (2:53:58 AM): it's their job Mark (2:54:03 AM): look it up in the owners manual Mark (2:54:08 AM): under section 435-b Mark (2:54:28 AM): paraphrased by the ancient egyptians. right there in fine print, in heiroglyphics. Nibb Le Onjello (2:54:36 AM): oh... well hell look at that -.- Mark (2:54:41 AM): cat's went on strike back then, kept their benefits ever since. Mark (2:54:54 AM): wow I'm so full of shit. [instert strings of stuff that are completly off topic.. sorta] Mark (2:57:22 AM): aaaanyway. like I said. I'm full of shit. it's not in heiroglyphics. it's in sanskrit. Mark (2:58:15 AM): mesopotamian diplomats oversaw the whole thing. they made nice mediators. afterwards, the egyptians used them in slave labor because the cats won. Mark (2:58:33 AM): and that's how we found out the moon is made of bratwurst. Mark (2:59:44 AM): see, dogs read up on the cat strike, and tried the same thing. but they lost. Mark (2:59:51 AM): that's why they're so obedient Mark (3:00:04 AM): nobody bothered to copy that one down though. Mark (3:00:17 AM): I hear theres a dog liberation front in eastern libyia. Mark (3:00:42 AM): led by some little chihuahua. something about being disgruntled for being put to work for some fast food commercials. Mark (3:01:28 AM): at first he thought it'd be a good idea to have siberian huskie guards, but he didn't figure huskie + libyia = bad. cause of all the heat and all. Mark (3:02:19 AM): so now he's struck a deal with Harvey, the Red Hamster of Death, and his rodent liberation front. Harvey spares some of his chinchilla elite, and the dogs help chase away the cats. Mark (3:03:02 AM): everyone wins in the end. except us, when harvey unleashes nuclear winter with his carbon bomb. thankfully, the mice keep chewing through the wires in his detonator. Comments: God told me.

Best wedding -ever- [05 Dec 2002|07:37pm] [ mood | happy ] [ music | Monster Magnet - Space Lord ] Francois says: Alright, homies. Francois says: We be here to hitch these two niggaz in gangsta luv. Francois says: Yo, bitch, you be likin' this strappin' gangsta? Talena thugs Anja up. You emote: Anja dies. Enclave rolls around on the floor laughing. Talena exclaims: Wait wait! Talena turns Anja's hat to the side. Enclave scratches himself on the head. Talena exclaims: There! Enclave puts on some bling bling. You say: That works o.o You emote: Anja flashes a gang sign saying "I do". Enclave flashes back. Francois says: Yo, nigga Francois says: You like this here, ho bitch? You exclaim: yo yo! Enclave says: Hell ya fucker Enclave cackles demonically. Talena asks: Why are my pants so baggy? Enclave rolls around on the floor laughing. Francois says: Ya realize dis be th' only nappy dugout you be hittin' once this shitz over, dawg? You give Talena a slow, long, seductive lick with your tongue. Enclave cackles demonically. Enclave nods. Enclave says: doh Francois says: Aiiiight. Enclave says: stupid nod backstab trigger Francois says: Yo, bitch Francois says: Yah realize he's got a small penis? Enclave shudders in fear. Enclave exclaims: that was a secret! Talena giggles. Enclave exclaims: BASTARD! You say: I'll deal >:P Francois says: Aiiiiight. Talena says: I have a small penis too. It's alright. Enclave cackles demonically. You nod. Francois tips a 40 onto the ground. Enclave doesnt think its really that small..... Enclave shrugs. Francois says: Thatz fer our dead homies, yo Enclave says: u just spilt beer..... Enclave cries mournfully. Francois says: Ah pronounce yeh two, Nigga and Bitch You tell your spouse: I'm home. Honey: I'm home. Anja and Enclave are now united in marriage! Comments: God told me.

<3 Aaron [05 Dec 2002|02:58am] [ mood | giggly ] [ music | MSI - Planet of the Apes ] Nibb Le Onjello (2:53:55 AM): I don't even remember how to flirt -.- Nibb Le Onjello (2:54:01 AM): I USED TO BE A GOOD FLIRT ;.; Aaron (2:54:16 AM): hehe Nibb Le Onjello (2:54:24 AM): don't laugh I'm really upset over that -.- Aaron (2:54:47 AM): flirt with me! Aaron (2:54:49 AM): i'll rate you. Nibb Le Onjello (2:54:52 AM): LOL Nibb Le Onjello (2:54:54 AM): hisssssss Aaron (2:54:58 AM): sniff Aaron (2:55:04 AM): whats wrong with the world Aaron (2:55:06 AM): when your own sister Aaron (2:55:10 AM): wont even flirt with you Comments: God told me.

oooooh.... [07 Feb 2002|10:03pm] [ mood | anxious ] [ music | Motorhead - The Game ] <td bgcolor="green"> You Are Tangerine You are a beautiful person, in a wistful kind of way. If you could, you would spend all your time daydreaming and writing poetry. You are a tragic beauty. You are sensitive and caring, and you don't take insults well. You don't smile much, but when you do, you really mean it. People like to be around you because you are a calming influence. You have an appreciation for all things beautiful, and you probably have some potted plants. You also most likely own a cat. You like Sundays and hot tea. You will spend your entire life yearning for quiet beauty, which is a rarity in this world, so you read a lot. Everyone you know thinks you're "nice." Take the Which Led Zeppelin Song Are You? Quiz Comments: God told me.

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